DOVE HUNTING 1000 SHELLS + WATER BUFFALO

The lodge consists of 8 luxurious single bedrooms with king-size beds and orthopedic mattresses, bathrooms with marble counter tops, heating and air conditioning with precisely controllable temperature, and spectacular ethnic art on the walls. There is a state-of-the-art sound system that pipes music into the rooms. There is a flagstone deck area where shooters can lounge and tell lies about the great shooting they did on the morning hunt under big parasols to keep the sun off of them and a fire pit where they can convene in the evening and tell more lies. There is a gun room and a mud room. Last but certainly not least is the bar/television lounge where shooters relax in front of a roaring fireplace on big, overstuffed, leather sofas and chairs and watch programs from all over the world brought in by satellite dish. They quaff libations masterfully concocted by lodge manager/bartender/ host extraordinaire Gaston.